The worst part? After being locked in a plane for hours on end, Skyamll purchases actually start looking desirable. IT’S A TRAP.
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Awright – who in the sweaty Hell is Justin Bieber?
I recall seeing something about him being swatted with a paternity suit fairly recently – is this kid even old enough to shave yet?
How is having a toothbrush that plays two minutes worth of some teener drivel going to help with oral health & hygeine – how do we know that these kids don’t spend the whole two minutes brushing just one part of their mouths?
Oh – and the “car lashes” look like something you’d find at KaleCo Auto (Google them.)
Seriously, tho, who’s Justin Bieber, and why is he famous? You want to hear a good singer, try Tom Waits instead…
See, what gets me about those those toothbrushes isn’t the fact that they play Justin Bieber as you brush. It’s that they play for two minutes. If I have decided I’m going to fill my mouth with Justin Bieber, I might as well listen to the entire duration of the song. But no, two minutes in to my theoretical “mouthwash” session things will end prematurely. I can’t tell other people I let Justin Bieber into my oral cavaity for the entire duration of “Baby” because that’d be a damned dirty lie. There is no halfway point for this sort of thing, either you rub Justin Beiber all over your mouth as long as necessary for him to finish singing properly or you don’t even bother.
Uhhhh…Ding?
That conjures just all sorts of bad images….
Actually, there’s a hilarious website devoted to that kind of crap: http://theworstthingsforsale.com/
Horrible inspiration source… I see Bob being dissasembled in the near future, even when it will be reassembled later to see if he learned (you bet… NOT)
I sense a recurring theme here… Does Bob want to be female? Because I get the feeling that this would be a lot simpler for a robot than it would be for a human… A human would require lots of expensive surgery and drugs, but a robot could prolly get away with just plugging its hard drive into a new body or something. I say go for it! Rule 63 Bob! (Bobette?) I’m sure it would make him/her happy. It would also redefine the term “transformer”.
If Rarity was a car, that would be her.
Clearly this video does not exist in the AL universe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWEbosmlOls
My mother tells me she used to have a cat that did this, though it somehow learned to do it on its own.
Oh, Skymall. How much do you pay to get put into airplanes? And how much kitsch can you have in one issue?
For the love of all that’s sacred, please, please, PLEASE tell me that last one doesn’t actually exist.
OK! It doesn’t really exist. [But my fingers are crossed]
I actually saw those in a store not far from here. I don’t want to know how well they sold, I just want to imagine that they somehow caused horrible cavities and had to be recalled.
Yep, they exist. Well, not sure about the Justin Bieber ones, but I’ve seen ‘em before. It is really, really sad IMO.
Can you blame Bob afterthis?
Whoops! I forgot the space between “after” and “this”.