If all else fails, confuse them.
In case you are a Legend of Bill reader, welcome! Hope you enjoyed the strip over there and will take the time to explore this comic. The Laundromat is the destination for the superhero (or villain) on the go in need of specialized cleaning services – get radioactive goo off your cape, alien blood off your boots and other nastiness. If you don’t have the time to go through the whole comic, this is what you need to know in a nutshell!
- David is the guy with glasses, he runs the Laundromat (or attempts to). Comes from a whole family of super powered individuals – but he doesn’t have any powers and is not interested in getting them, either.
- Angela is the redhaired freckled lady. She’s a lawyer specializing in superheroic hijinks (like getting sued after flattening a city, for example). She’s fiery, spunky yet terribly insecure (secretly). Wishes she had powers and her latest exploit is stealing borrowing the control rod for a spare battle armor in David’s laundromat.
- Bob is a big robot that transforms into a washing machine. Eventually. Partial to kittens and ducks.
- The Duck – after snacking on radioactive waste, the duck gains the power to teleport itself and others. when properly fed of course.
- There are more characters, of course – take the time to read the archives and I think you’ll enjoy!
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Sounds more Byronian that lawyer-ese, but what the hey! If it’s confusing enough it does the job!
The poor widdle ducky…
Glad I got the introduction to your site, yes due to Legend of Bill, will certainly keep following. As a long time player of City of Heroes, super powered laundry is a concern!
Ah. Another CoHer.
Muhahahaha!
I just read through the archives, after a friend posted a link. Great stuff!
I just read through the archives, since a friend sent me a link. Great comic!
If a man were to give another man an orange, he would simply say:
have an orange.
But, when the transaction is entrusted to a lawyer to be put in writing, he adopts this form:
“I hereby give, assign, convey and bequeath to you any and all my estate and rights, interests, titles, claims and advantages of and in said orange (as defined in Exhibit A to this agreement, sometimes referred to hereinafter as “The Orange”, including but not limited to the rind, juice, pulp and pips thereof and all the rights and advantages therein, with full power to bite, cut, suck, squeeze or otherwise to eat “The Orange” or to give it away, with or without rind, juice, pulp and pips; nothing hereinbefore or hereinafter, or in any other deed or clause of whatever nature or kind whatsoever, deemed to the contrary in any way notwithstanding.”
And that sweetie, is why you love us lawyers!!!!!
So is learning legalese like learning a new language? Cuz sometimes i think hebrew would be easier to decipher…
Well Ya got me here from LoB and I read the entire archive. I love it. Will definately be back!
hahaha… I just think he was a bit bamboozled, that’s all.
Instead of phase-shift, a blame-shift.
But if she really did love that creature, then why would she set aside her concern for the laws designed to protect him in the first place? Good thing David’s too stupid to think of that though. Go Angie! From the sound of it though, it seems like she plans on waiting until he craps the control rod out. Eww… Hopefully it won’t be radioactive, or anything.
hahaha… I just think he was a bit bamboozled, that’s all.