Evil Chef, Ladies and Gentlemen. He’ll be here all week. Never met him before? Start getting to know him here!.
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Man, I suddenly want an avocado bacon burger.
I *always* want an avocado bacon burguer.
A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar. They obey the will of the leader. You are now obeying, just like them. The leader is mighty and has a death ray. Laugh, laugh for the leader.
YeGads! that could be considered offensive to some minority groups, Sure it’s funny, but how does he get away with saying stuff like that? And with such an obvious punchline, isn’t the rimshot a bit redundant? I guess it’s for the folks who didn’t get the joke, so that they’d know when to laugh.
I know! Fortunately telephatic jokes leave no record so… CAN’T SUE ME!!! MWAHAHAHA.
If you wrote an article about life we’d all reach enihltgenment.
pirate walks into a bar…. true story
yo quiero que evil chef me firme =D!!!
I missed evil chef! (great joke btw)
I need to trot him out more often!
I really want to do a longer storyline with him other than the one-off jokes. It’s just a challenge with a silent character – I’ll have to rely fully on expressions and body language. Dunno if I’m that good of an artist yet.
ULTRA ROLF!!! Evil Chef, you are killing me…. :’)
Right, I get it now. the other meaning of perspicacity.
L0L, “kosher beam of destruction” hahaha that’s good stuff
Wait “kosher beam of destruction”? I got a joke about a Priest, a Rabi, and a Jewish Nun!
it must be that dime you stuck up your nose when you were a kid causing interference.
You know that would explain a lot including my insane love of the metric system.
Metric system rules.
So who’s the superior psychic? Evil Chef, or Juno? My money’s on Juno… He can’t brainwash her if she sees it coming. How bout you guys?
I think Evil Chef is obviously the superior telepath – Juno is a diviner/seer. She can see the future.
Well yes, i kinda figured her only ability was divination. But knowledge is a powerful thing. He may have telekinesis and telepathy, but he seems to lack clairvoyance… And if she knows what he’s gonna do, and exactly where, when and how he’s gonna do it, all she has to do is wait for her chance… Then, when it comes she can just pull a Solid Snake move & snap his neck faster than he can react. Juno-1, Evil Chef-0 ….And yes, i realize that arguing with the guy who created these characters in the first place is probably pointless lol. But hey, it’s fun, right?
Of course it is not pointless – It’s actually fun to see you thinking along those lines. But if you think divination is a good thing.. well, I would stick around for next Monday’s comic.
Mmm… It may, or may not be a good thing.. In order for the notion of fortune-telling to have any meaning, then you’d have to accept that there would exist a substantive future to be seen in the first place. In other words, it can’t be the hazy, uncertain thing we perceive it to be, but rather a definitive, inevitable outcome following from the current sequence of events, as naturally as the next chapter of a book succeeds the current one, and equally unchanging. I suppose that from that perspective, divination would seem quite useless, however.. After all, what good does it do to know what the future holds, if you can do nothing to change it? Crap i just realized that this must be the cliffhanger you were talking about!!! x_x
it doesn’t matter if Juno can see what the Chef is going to do if she can’t stop him anyway.
he can just push a thought into her head and make her do what ever he wants.unless she has a strong enough will/psychic resistance that could make her immune to telepathic suggestion,then she would only have to deal with his telekinesis and any other powers he might have like pryokinesis,levitation ,ect…
Our characters are now having “who would win in a fight” reader debates.
They have ARRIVED.
Wolfen – you’re 50% of the way there. You’ll be surprised at how foretelling your comment about the cliffhanger is
I love it when you guys are along for the ride.
(throws arms in air) Weeeeeee!!!
Not… THAT kind of ride.
*snerk*
BWAHAHHAAHAHAHAA!