I really wish I was making all of this up, but I’m not. Nature can be a wonderful and a freakishly scary thing at times. If you want to crosscheck my facts, you can look it up in NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC. Link is safe for work, as no duck porn is displayed – article has no pictures at all. If you are really, really curious, go ahead and look up “duck penis” in the search engine of your choice. There are even videos.
Go ahead. I DARE YOU.
Who says you can’t learn anything from comics?.