I really wish I was making all of this up, but I’m not. Nature can be a wonderful and a freakishly scary thing at times. If you want to crosscheck my facts, you can look it up in NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC. Link is safe for work, as no duck porn is displayed – article has no pictures at all. If you are really, really curious, go ahead and look up “duck penis” in the search engine of your choice. There are even videos.
Go ahead. I DARE YOU.
Who says you can’t learn anything from comics?.
oh, i already got _that_ biology lesson– I live next to a lush, awesome body of water in the middle of a farking desert, thus, all sorts of critters, mostly migratory things, come flocking. *shudder *
Oh yeah, this reminds me of the book “Astra and Flondrix” by Seamus Cullen… The male dwarves have such appendages, which when not in reproductive use they either coil about their bodies, or attach a board to the bottom for stability and use as pogo sticks.
I will take your word for it, looks like some of the others did a look up and are now hurting. Still made me laugh quite a bit though.
*pounding head with large brick* yes…yes I diiiiiddddd… ow ow ow ow ow…
Information is power. I’m not so sure I needed to be quite that powerful…. Oh Well. As if the constant Viagra spam wasn’t making me feel inadequate enough.
Long as my body and shaped like a cork screw? Van Nuys (porn capital of the world), here I come. They could call me Long Duck Dong (wow – how did he work a “Sixteen Candles” reference into that?)!
Oh no you didn’t.
BRAIN BLEACH!!! I need BRAIN BLEACH! Aaaagghghghghghg!!!!!
Of course in case like this, whether we WISH to learn anything from comics is another matter.