You are reading this message because it has been automatically posted by magical Internet elves (or ComicPress). I am currently in Las Vegas for “business”. If I win the jackpot, there probably won’t be an Atomic Laundromat on Wednesday, since I’ll be commissioning a solid gold Bob statue.
With lasers.
Site’s on autopilot kids, so behave!.
Bob can’t smell, he doesn’t have olfactory glands, nor taste buds, nor a digestive track… end of story… Bob just has a messed up ai that emulates a vividly active imagination that hinks it can smell.
Oh wow, that must be bad if Bob can smell them. And boy I would hate to see his shoes, if his socks are like this his shoes might eat thru metal.
Well, a solid gold Bob with lasers would be a lot cooler than a solid gold Cow Man with laser udders… Or would a solid Cow Man be more of some brown stuff?
I WANT A SOLID GOLD BOB STATUE :C
Who’s Bob?
Oh wait that Bob.
I (heart) lasers!!!!
Incidentally, Bob is looking very… chromey today. The colour must have gotten to him.
Daddy’s out of tooowwwnnn! Daddy’s out of tooowwwnnn! La la la, Opps, umph, whack….. Owwww!
What does it take to get some frickin sharks with frickin lasers on their heads?
The site is ours!
OURS! MUWHAHAHAAA!