Captain Amish is one of those characters that should totally get their own comic book, at least for a few pages. On a wild Rumspringa night, mild-mannered Ezekiel discovers that living downstream of a chocolate factory has given him amazing powers beyond any ordinary man (Amish or otherwise). Now the sworn protector of his people and his land (Pennsylvania Amish Country), Captain Amish defends truth, justice and the Amish way, and also pulls carts when the horses get tired.
Ok, Captain Amish most likely won’t get optioned as a movie, but can I get a fanfic, Internet? kthxbai..
This one had me laughing out loud. Thank you much!
This one got me laughing out loud! Thank you much!
Is Captain Amish supposed to sound like a 1930′s gangster?
captain amish is (sinfully) showing entirely too much skin. he may be allowed to keep god’s temple fit, but his vain display is apalling!
i lol-ed: i have a mennonite background, so just finding this, i automatically <3 you
Awesome! If only I could draw…
He can probably raise some mean barn!
” Captain amish! oooh would you please churn some butter for meeeee?”
hahahaha
LOL! I like this a lot
LOL very nice!